giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
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There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
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Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
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