4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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