Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
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You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
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Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
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