Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
Randomize
