where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
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