When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
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ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
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What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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