Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
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Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
Get my husband this drunk again I will rip off your balls off with my bare hands and then cut them up with a dirty axe like fish bits. Do you understand me? DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?! See you at breakfast, FUCK FACE. I'll shove that bottle of Jamison so far up your ass you'll still be praying in 2020 you can take a shit! Seriously, you make it hard to be your best friend.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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