yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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