I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
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can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
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