You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
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