there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
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yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
porn star boner night. come get it.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
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I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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