i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
Randomize
