I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
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