first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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