Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
The maid moved your bed and found almost 40 used condoms and wrappers. She just looks at me and says "Dave?"
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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