I heard we made out
fuck your aforementioned shoe
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
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Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
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Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
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