Tell her she can't have a vagina
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
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