I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
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He passed out mid-signature
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
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Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize