lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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