It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
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