would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
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Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
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i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
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