I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
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oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
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"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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