apparently the secret to your success is patron
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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