So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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