I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
Randomize
