Don't you send me to vm
D3 body, D1 cock
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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