He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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