i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
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you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
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I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
Soon to be ex is nowhere to be found. Her attorney/new BF just showed up. 30 minutes late looking hungover. Pretty sure I'm getting the kids AND the house!
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