I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
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Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
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It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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