Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
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Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
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I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
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