You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
Randomize
