That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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