what if I'm pregnant?
smusmorshion
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
i think i scared a bird with my dick
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
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