i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
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