NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
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