Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
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