I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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