): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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