Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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