careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
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Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
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I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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