Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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