did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Small penises have feelings too.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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