Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
If that was your dad, he is hot
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
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Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
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MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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