Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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