We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
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I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
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He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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