shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
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