Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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