Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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