I'm lost and stupid without you.
Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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