I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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