I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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