Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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