Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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