we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
An there's a little girl across the bar eating Mac n cheese... #1 she won't stop looking at me. Boo bitch I'm drinking alone. #2 I'm about to tackle her ass for that Mac n cheese.
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
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