It's like a parade of train wrecks.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
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Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
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Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
The adults are the big ones right?
that may or may not have been my penis.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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