Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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