I just made out with a guy for $7.
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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