You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
Little spoons don't ask big questions
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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