Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
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Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
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So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
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