Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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