My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
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all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
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I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
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