that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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